Kelly Carlson
Nude

Kelly Carlson was certainly well cast to kick alien ass in Starship Troopers 2 (2004), because we can’t think of a more fearless actress working today. First, the gorgeous blonde from Bloomington Minnesota was actually believable as a biker in 3000 Miles to Graceland (2001). Then, Kelly really became a true overnight star after the debut episode of FX’s Nip/Tuck. Playing a model picked up by a decadent plastic surgeon, Kelly performed the wildest simulated sex to ever grace a basic-cable network. Kelly’s character, Kimber, gave men so much timber that she became a series regular. Between a nip slip in a lathered up shower sex scene, roleplaying as a hooker for some car sex, straddling a tied up man in a black bra, and engaging in a little side by side sex with another couple in the same bed, Kelly made quite the impression. Over the course of the show, her character eventually became a porn star, made out with 90210‘s AnnaLynne McCord and showed off her luscious sweat-beaded can. Forget plastic surgery, Kelly’s caboose will give you instant penis enlargement! The role made Kelly a star, and since we’d had so many palm parties watching her, it wasn’t surprising to see her getting massaged alongside Jenny McCarthy on an episode of Party at the Palms (2005). Would you like to show more? Luckily, Kelly did, and did so in the sequel to Starship Troopers (1997). As Private Charlie Soda, Kelly walks around naked, showing her two liter teeters before putting a man’s hands on her butt. Tamer roles followed, like a look at her in her underwear alongside John Cena (we think, we couldn’t see him though) in The Marine (2008) and as a busty bride in Made of Honor (2008). Kelly has been acting sporadically, and doing far less sexiness of late. After appearing in episodes of Melrose Place and Castle, she most recently starred in The Reason (2020). As long as Kelly is in it, we don’t need another reason to watch!